i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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