god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
