this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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