i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I need moral support for this bender
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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