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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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