What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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