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hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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