I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
ttyl tear gas
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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