Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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