its not stalking. its research.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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