i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Someone came in the potted fern
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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