she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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