You work out of a Hotel?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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