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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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