I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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