Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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