At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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