He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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