Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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