I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
