I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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