New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
