TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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