You can't special order awesome
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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