Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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