butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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