About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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