he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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