So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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