Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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