It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We are all done wearing pants today
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
