when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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