I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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