sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
