Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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