My nipple is on Facebook.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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