What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The air was thick with penises
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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