Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Shame - the story of my life.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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