so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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