so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
