I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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