I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I love you. Go after that dick
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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