What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
