Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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