His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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