That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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