at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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