Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Terrible idea I love it
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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