We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize
