Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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