Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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