dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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