She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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