dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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