You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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