What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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