Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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