why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Randomize
